Purdue 40, Maryland 14: In Tweets

I hope you get what you want for your birthday, unlike Waylon Smithers: pic.twitter.com/HcqMr684eo

— Amos Pearson’s Moose Farm (@Frustrated_Fan) October 12, 2019

The fact that we all thought it was possible tho.

— Nate (@nate_reinhard) October 12, 2019

Couldn’t tell who it was but one of King’s teammates just put a crown on his head after that touchdown.

— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) October 12, 2019

If victories were determined by the uniform you wear, Purdue would win today’s game by a mile.

Unfortunately, victories are not determined by the uniform you wear.

— Paul Branham (@BoilerPaulie) October 12, 2019

"Over the middle!"

That works. And @BoilerFootball takes a 6-0 lead. pic.twitter.com/WJgGJuaQh4

— Purdue On BTN (@PurdueOnBTN) October 12, 2019

where can i buy that Purdue astronaut hat Brohm is wearing plz ty take my money

— Aneesh Ramaswamy (@aneeshswamy) October 12, 2019

I've been desperate and needy at times in my life, but I've never been "IU Football advertising during Purdue games" desperate and needy.

— Tyler Trent Fan Account (@Holmes_y_Rails) October 12, 2019

One quarter in the books from Ross-Ade Stadium: Purdue 13, Maryland 0. Whatever is in your flask tastes better, I'm guessing.

— Tom Dienhart (@TomDienhart1) October 12, 2019

Note: Locksley was Saban's OC last year, and as we all know, Purdue owns Saban.

— Drewithahardewwww (@LegendofSM) October 12, 2019

Lincoln Riley has employed the Hazell Maneuver. You sure bout that @CCMachine ? https://t.co/5ZM9BWFSck

— Off Tackle Vampire (@offtackleempire) October 12, 2019

You have the pessimism of a 40 year old grumpy old man

— ǟռɖʀɛա and 3,486 others (@amillermsme) October 12, 2019

Just trying to piss off UCF

— Salt Creek And Stadium (@SaltCreekGBR) October 12, 2019

Maryland's secondary gets exposed for the Boilermakers' third touchdown of the game. pic.twitter.com/ApBC6a1OIQ

— Lila Bromberg (@lilabbromberg) October 12, 2019

Really feeling this sign at the game today. Rondale, we miss you 3000. (credit: @Chris_Lauer521) @HammerAndRails @BoiledSports pic.twitter.com/fTjIU9TyzD

— Jacob Schneider (@Jacobe_1) October 12, 2019

Meanwhile, PURDUE WON A GAME OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL.

This has been me all day as my friends text me the final score pic.twitter.com/nHsoEfRJmJ

— Robby Donoho III (@RobbyDonoho) October 12, 2019

Purdue has 40 points and every touchdown they’ve scored today has been thrown, caught, or run by a freshman player.

Plummer: 3 TD passes
Bell: 2 TD rec
Wright: TD rec
Doerue: rush TD
Trice: INT ret TD

— Derek Schultz (@Schultz975) October 12, 2019

Purdue with one of the more remarkable week-to-week improvements, as the shift to youngsters becomes even more pronounced. Keep adding freshmen to the list of those who will have long, impactful Purdue careers: Plummer, Bell, Doerue, Wright, Trice, Saunders, Allen, Karlaftis, etc

— Kyle Charters (@KyleCharters79) October 12, 2019

I felt like I went to the moon today

— Milton Wright (@MiltonWright_1) October 12, 2019

We were thrilled to pay tribute to the wonderful men and women of @NASA in our halftime show today! Neil Armstrong played the Baritone in the Purdue “All-American” Marching Band, and we are #EverGrateful for his legacy! #TakeGiantLeaps #Purdue150 @ESPNCFB @espn @CollegeMarching pic.twitter.com/uEplCKJhWz

— Purdue Bands & Orchestras (@PurdueBands) October 12, 2019

Took a while but finally got revenge for that 2006 Champs Sports Bowl! Ha! @BoiledSports

— Joe Sullivan (@JSully260) October 12, 2019

Meanwhile at Purdue... ‍ pic.twitter.com/bcLUaXeQQw

— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) October 12, 2019

@BoilerFootball @HammerAndRails @JustTMill I just wanna know how much I gotta donate to ride the drum while wearing a spacesuit?

— Steve Schmitz (@hailpurdue) October 13, 2019