This photo is everything.


Context: Nojel Eastern posted this on Twitter, saying that he ran into Coach Painter at the Final Four. I've looked at this for 20 straight minutes analyzing every aspect of it. Here are some thoughts: 1. Painter in a white polo? Not a great look. 2. That sucker has to be at least a 3XL, no? 3. Please look at what's in Painter's left hand. Do it. 4. Now do it again. 5. AAhhahahaha!!!! He's got a coke and an ice cream cone!!!! 6. That's outrageous! 7. Dinner of champs. 8. Now please direct your attention to what Nojel is holding in his right hand. 9. It's a pizza. 10. But here's the funny part - he's got his left hand over the box trying to hide it from Painter!!! 11. Don't be embarrassed Nojel! You're still a teenager. Enjoy the junk food while you can! 12. Coach isn't gunna make you run for eating a pizza. I promise. 13. Hell, if he does, just buy him a coke and an ice cream cone and you're all set! 14. I gotta say, this Eastern kid is one good looking kid. I think he's gunna be special for us. 15. Coke and ice cream. smdh