Purdue did not win a team Big Ten title in any sport during the last three years under athletic director Morgan Burke. As a result, we famously trailed the University of Chicago 73-71 in team title despite the handicap of Chicago not competing in the league for more than 70 years. The recent men’s basketball title drew us closer to the Maroons, but tonight we were able to finally tie them as Mike Bobinski delivered on his second Big Ten title in just 6 months on the job:
THE PURDUE BABY JUST WON THE HALFTIME CRAWLING RACE!! I think we just won the Tourney. @HammerAndRails— Meghan Tran (@meghantran) March 9, 2017
Yes, that’s right. Our babies are faster than the rest of the babies in the Big Ten. We are going to be running this conference for a long time with the youth Bobinski is developing. It is the dawn of an era of Boilermaker dominance of which we ahve never seen.
As the race had other expected results:
People are booing the Michigan baby. A BABY https://t.co/rqnm3KdWVH— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) March 9, 2017
It's pretty poor parenting to have your babies be this exposed to B1G hoops before they've developed their immune systems. https://t.co/39lZOKp063— Drew Hallett (@DrewCHallett) March 9, 2017
Mom: "Doctor, why does Timmy keep throwing up on himself?"— Drew Hallett (@DrewCHallett) March 9, 2017
DR: "I'm sorry, but Timmy has contracted a case of the Rutgers."
Looks like it is our weekend in DC.