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Quick Wrap: Purdue 31 Minnesota 17

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We won, I’m not sure what to do with my hands

Minnesota v Purdue Photo by Stacy Revere/Getty Images

Purdue defeated the vermin from the north 31 to 17 in one of the stranger college football games I’ve ever witnessed. At this point, I think it’s important that everyone take a deep breath and collect their thoughts. This game was important but....hahahahahha never mind...we can parse out the details later. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We won a Big10 game we should have lost. We played like dog crap in the 1st half but figured out how to score more points than our opponents in the 2nd half and won a Big10 game....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eli and the boys needed to put 7 on the board to secure a win, and marched down the field like this was standard procedure. Shout out to to D.J. “Hard Knox” for putting us in position, Eli for completing the pass, the French Connection for catching it and moving it down the field, and Markell for punching it in and leaving no doubt.

Special mention goes out to a well rested Bentley for picking off the Gopher QB and housing it because why not put 7 on the board.

Purdue Won A Big 10 Game! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, stand by for more in depth commentary.

P.S. Thanks Joe