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Hopefully by the time this goes live Darrell Hazell will no longer be Purdue’s head coach and we can start courting Les Miles. It was bad trying to find some Tweets this week, but I still found a few:
@HammerAndRails I used to live out there. Lots of Purdue grads in the mid-Atlantic
— The Railroad Tie (@therailroadtie) October 1, 2016
Not loving the all white unis, but at least we're not wearing whatever Maryland has on. @HammerAndRails #BoilerUp
— Troy Stiffler (@TroyStiffler) October 1, 2016
How hard is it to find a kid that can kick a field goal? Isn't that like, their only job? @HammerAndRails
— Dakota Isgrigg (@TheDawg40) October 1, 2016
@RunnerBill @HammerAndRails I got a Jr., 7th grader and 5th grader that live in my house that hit that...
— Jeff Hyatt (@JHyatt317) October 1, 2016
Those 3 seconds of momentum sure we're fun.
— Not Matt Painter (@NotMattPainter) October 1, 2016
They went for two because they knew they could haha kill me
— The Rail Report (@therailreport) October 1, 2016
— Fire Hazell (8-32) (@FireHazell) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails @FireHazell Big10 coaches continue to say check/checkmate. Hazell still yelling King Me
— kevincross (@Kcross32us) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails Who does that work on besides a Hazell-coached team... NO ONE. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!
— Off the grid (@BoilerDSD89) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails the pick? The one in 2013?
— Jason Miller (@BoilermakerJM) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails This is what poorly coached bad teams do. Classic.
— Greg Swank (@GregSwank) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails "forced" what I don't understand is why anyone would punt against us: ever
— Jason Miller (@BoilermakerJM) October 1, 2016
Live basketball games start next month. @HammerAndRails @BoiledSports #Purdue #BoilerUp @BoilerBall
— Troy Stiffler (@TroyStiffler) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails Hazell's demeanor looks more than ever like he knows his fate. Same ol ho hum garbage.
— Jeff Nelson (@Jeff_Nelson13) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails can you yell "RUN THE DAMN BALL, TERRY" and see if that works?
— Riles (@Riles23) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails LIFE IS PAIN. LIFE IS PAIN. LIFE IS PAIN. LIFE IS PAIN. LIFE IS PAIN.
— Justin Maynard (@jmay_futureespn) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails Purdue today: pic.twitter.com/DpYlwYIERR
— Bill K (@RunnerBill) October 1, 2016
In two scoring drives, Maryland has covered 159 yards in nine plays (including #Purdue penalty).
— Nathan Baird (@nbairdjc) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails I didn't recognize the team last week... This is more familiar.
— Beehler (@boiler_beehler) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails pretty sure that if a samurai were this embarrassed he'd commit seppuku.
— #FireDarrellHazell (@wabbott9) October 1, 2016
Looks like I'm going to be hitting the hooch early today. Thanks for killing my liver #Purdue. @HammerAndRails
— Ryan James (@purdue3kgt) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails No reason for Hazell to still be employed on Monday. The buyout $ is less than lasting damage being done to program now.
— PurdueKev (@PurdueKev) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails Someone feed Hazel a snickers and see if he turns into Les Miles...
— Jon (@jon_rolfes) October 1, 2016
. @HammerAndRails is the Les Miles GoFundMe up yet??
— Steve Miller (@thermal_event) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails Thoughts and Prayers to David Blough.
— Drew Schneider (@Drewtigeralum) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails i'm thinking about suing the athletic department for gross misrepresentation of a product.
— Riles (@Riles23) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails - Coming in 2 hours: "We'll check the film and see what needs to be fixed, and fix it."
— Mike Whitehead (@bigirongolf) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails they wore the all white surrender uniforms today
— Rob Pruzin (@RPruzin) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails Wow... Can we invoke the mercy rule and call it a day?
— Off the grid (@BoilerDSD89) October 1, 2016
Can I get a refund on this whiskey? It's not making the pain go away. #FireHazell @HammerAndRails
— Brian Williams (@BrianWi26493505) October 1, 2016
Really trying to stay positive about Purdue, there are plenty of others on here holding the negativity torch, but this is difficult to watch
— Brendan Murphy (@BMurphySports) October 1, 2016
Take a brisk walk and grab a drink from your fridge.
— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) October 1, 2016
You now have more rushing yards than Purdue.
— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) October 1, 2016
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) October 1, 2016
Congrats! You must be proud! https://t.co/pCOHPheCXm
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails is there enough beer though? Because it's gonna take a lot!
— Brendan Murphy (@BMurphySports) October 1, 2016
Can we just forfeit the 4th quarter? #Purdue
— Andrew R Holmes (@ARHolmesBTP) October 1, 2016
BUT NOT US CAUSE OUR FIRST TEAM IS AWESOME https://t.co/ARuNbxBfnA
— Casey Bartley (@cryan26onHandR) October 1, 2016
Forget that. We're gonna need you to breathe slowly on your couch.
— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) October 1, 2016
You now have more rushing yards than Purdue.
Tonight is the night for our new AD to stand up on the side of Purdue fans and alumni around the world and #FireDarrellHazell https://t.co/8tndSY6C7K
— Tom Harzula (@tharzula) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails pic.twitter.com/jKJ7Pv6I06
— Kevin Harren (@kpharren) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails a little mustard on the shit sandwich, outstanding!
— DBigSchuh (@DBigSchuh) October 1, 2016
@LSUCoachMiles Les Miles please?? pic.twitter.com/X7l6hz1WQm
— Cody Webster (@codywebster42) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails anyone know how basketball practice went today?
— Pattyricky (@Pattypat25) October 1, 2016
Les Miles; All of the money https://t.co/vxKoZKLwhX
— Andrew R Holmes (@ARHolmesBTP) October 1, 2016
@HammerAndRails yeah, Hazell has some things to work on... Resume #1
— AEngelberth (@AEngelberth) October 1, 2016
Attire for the next #PurdueFootball game. Available at your local grocery store. @HammerAndRails pic.twitter.com/aMOzgDSIME
— Christopher Pullins (@Chris_Pullins) October 1, 2016
When you put it that way, it sounds kinda bad. https://t.co/wZctYYZ6oi
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) October 1, 2016
Most #Purdue fans I know aren’t even angry anymore. It’s more apathy. Shame for program with much better tradition than rival to the south.
— Matt Glenesk (@MattGlenesk) October 1, 2016