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We laugh because it is better than crying. I sat for most of Saturday’s game with Juan and, aside from the beer in Morgantown, Laughing with the pain, angst, and ennui pouring out from Twitter is the only thing that kept us going:
So if the thing you care about most is finances, and you dont think ticket sales matter to finances, what motive do you have to see tickets?
— The Railroad Tie (@therailroadtie) October 15, 2016
Ref is part of the field. That said the field doesn't usually run directly into your route suddenly.
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) October 15, 2016
Yeah so this Purdue defense is living up to expectations after one play
— BlackHeartGoldPants (@BHGP) October 15, 2016
@HammerAndRails The beat defense we have is the yellow flag against the offense!
— Scott Gilmore (@BoilrBowlr) October 15, 2016
@HammerAndRails 1/2 full stadium, team mailing it in, 12 point under dog on our own homecoming. Thanks DH and MB. #onelosshigher
— kevincross (@Kcross32us) October 15, 2016
C.J. Beathard just jogged 15 yards for a touchdown on 3rd and Goal.
— Drew Hallett (@DrewCHallett) October 15, 2016
PURDUE DEFENSE, EVERYONE
Football in its simplest form: pay more attention to the guy with the football than the guys without the football.
— Not Matt Painter (@NotMattPainter) October 15, 2016
bad. quite bad. really bad at football. mind-bogglingly bad. on pace to give up 364 yards rushing to #Rutgers bad. #Illini https://t.co/nWpH6U6yZx
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) October 15, 2016
Watching Purdue football is a sad joyless commitment now
— Crosby Wright (@CWright1001) October 15, 2016
If you're reading this from Ross-Ade stadium, get out now.
— Not Matt Painter (@NotMattPainter) October 15, 2016
Welcome back home, alumni. Now go drink yourselves silly to forget about or pitiful FB team. #Purdue #homecoming @HammerAndRails
— Ryan James (@purdue3kgt) October 15, 2016
@HammerAndRails has a program ever fired a coach between qtrs? can we do it and be the first at something? @mattalex55
— Adam D Wetzel (@adwetzel2) October 15, 2016
Don't discount Iowa also punting the ball on 1st down to keep things conservative after the half https://t.co/UGFR2mqSpS
— BlackHeartGoldPants (@BHGP) October 15, 2016
I bet his grandkid could do better at this point. https://t.co/zP9SG2wB6H
— ((( L Cohen ))) (@LRCIndy_MSW) October 15, 2016
When you find yourself looking back on the Jim Colletto years and thinking they weren't that bad, you've got a serious problem. #Purdue
— Paul Branham (@boilerpaulie) October 15, 2016
Yikes @HammerAndRails pic.twitter.com/BWrkQ6Lp4R
— Hunter Liebermann (@HunterLieber02) October 15, 2016
I honestly feel so bad for the current players. It's so much work, time, energy, and pain for this to be the "payoff"
— Crosby Wright (@CWright1001) October 15, 2016
At what point does it become the culture & identity of the program? When is the last time competitiveness (let alone winning) was expected?
— Crosby Wright (@CWright1001) October 15, 2016
intentional grounding on a flea flicker
— Go Iowa Awesome (@IowaAwesome) October 15, 2016
lol
bless you, purdue
@HammerAndRails Blough needs to save his future and get to the SEC ASAP.
— Alex (@boilernuke) October 15, 2016
@HammerAndRails And here is the Purdue football team that we remember...sad that the 50th anniversary team has to see this... pic.twitter.com/9sQuG1HDT9
— JTRolfes (@jon_rolfes) October 15, 2016
This is the definition of the verb "To Purdue something" https://t.co/qBaIJrOKtf
— Mike (@cbjurman) October 15, 2016
@HammerAndRails Every time I listen to @BoilerFootball thinking something will change... pic.twitter.com/RoeqceIlz3
— JTRolfes (@jon_rolfes) October 15, 2016
Purdue just called a timeout so it could kneel to end the half.
— Pumpkin Spice Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) October 15, 2016
Welcome to the Darrel Hazell straight trolling era.
— Casey Bartley (@cryan26onHandR) October 15, 2016
I'm going to start kneeling during Hail Purdue to protest this football program.
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) October 15, 2016
"Sinkholes are coming" https://t.co/m1CYjbdklI
— Go Iowa Awesome (@IowaAwesome) October 15, 2016
Being on the drum crew sounds like too much work. These guys should have just tried out for the Purdue football team instead. Much easier.
— BlackHeartGoldPants (@BHGP) October 15, 2016
A haiku I wrote in the @HammerAndRails game thread comments:
— #LessHazell4Purdue (@wabbott9) October 15, 2016
Fire Hazell now.
Fire Darrell Hazell now.
Fire Hazell now.
@FireHazell @BeneathThePaint @HammerAndRails players are really into this game today #pluggedin pic.twitter.com/onCqaYfI3k
— bobby lite (@rgeary10) October 15, 2016
@HammerAndRails But we forced them into bringing their starters back in. #Winning
— Bill K (@RunnerBill) October 15, 2016
@BHGP @HammerAndRails I fully expect King to get a talking to after the game for trying so hard with the game out of reach. not the Iowa way
— Jesse Ellsworth (@jessellsworth) October 15, 2016
@jumboheroes @HammerAndRails You know things aren't going well when you go to a Purdue site for a recap and there is an IU advertisement. pic.twitter.com/ssAJI8odXY
— Travis Dunn (@BoilerCard) October 15, 2016