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Every week I am constantly on my phone looking for Tweets for this post. Most weeks it is far more entertaining than the actual football product on the field. This was one of those weeks:
@HammerAndRails looks like we reached our quota for Big Ten wins for a year last week
— kevincross (@Kcross32us) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails A Purdue football tradition: Taking a coordinator's last name, adding "fense" to it, and making it a hashtag. #shoopfense
— Dan Sullivan (@DSul26) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails And now we are back to our regularly schedule programming of sucking.
— SportsHandle (@NCAA_SportsFan) November 7, 2015
.@therailroadtie he would help on D. pic.twitter.com/40RKFxaFqC
— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) November 7, 2015
Ha Ha, Illinois is so stupid. It was 3rd down and they didn't go over the middle for 40 yards. @HammerAndRails WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
— Rawlings Yarborough (@Stabbyballs) November 7, 2015
@DSul26 @HammerAndRails another tradition: hiring offensive coordinators that couldn't game plan against a 6 year old in madden
— Jason Miller (@BoilermakerJM) November 7, 2015
To say Purdue's offense looks uninspired and unimaginative does a disservice to uninspired and unimaginative. 3 possessions, 3 punts.
— Pete DiPrimio (@pdiprimio) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails #OneBrickHigher
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 7, 2015
Three years into Hazell era, and I still am not sure what Purdue's offensive philosophy is. It is a box of chocolates from week to week.
— Tom Dienhart (@BTNTomDienhart) November 7, 2015
Purdue has given up 10 points in the first quarter to the worst scoring offense in the Big Ten
— The Railroad Tie (@therailroadtie) November 7, 2015
Hahaha hahahaha I'm dying. https://t.co/LjZmyNGz35
— L Cohen (@LRCIndy_MSW) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails @GoldandBlackcom Hold on-you mean you're allowed to watch film of your next opponent? Someone text Shoop. #shoopfense
— Brian Williams (@BrianWi26493505) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails currently trying to get the student section to chant Fire Shoop
— Michael Dexheimer (@MDex2020) November 7, 2015
@carminjc leave to Purdue to change offensive approach a week after scoring 55. @HammerAndRails @BoiledSports @chefbrink
— Kraig Jones (@purduemagee) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails WTF are we doing... We are replacing aggressiveness with pure stupidity
— SportsHandle (@NCAA_SportsFan) November 7, 2015
The Indiana schools are a nice reminder that things can actually get worse.
— U-God (@SBN_UGod) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails I think Schoops playbook is just a tecmo bowl screenshot. 4 run plays 4 pass plays
— kevincross (@Kcross32us) November 7, 2015
Next week I'm just gonna find a powerful laxative and have a more exciting Saturday.
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) November 7, 2015
Purdue playing some of the sorriest football we've seen all year.
— Off Tackle Empire (@offtackleempire) November 7, 2015
At least the Lions have some fun bad moments. Orlovsky out of the end zone, shit like that. All I'm taking from this game is a bar tab.
— John (@jberlako) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails my ESPN app glitched and showed 2nd and 73 and my first reaction was that actually sounds somewhat believable #shoopfense
— Mauty1108 (@Mauty1108) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails BTN says Shoop likes to draw plays up in the lavatory. Fitting for another season down the toilet.
— Steve Evans (@sevans1956) November 7, 2015
Purdue fans right now. pic.twitter.com/qsrtFzCJdV
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 7, 2015
Do we chant "IU Sucks" after the kickoff, or do we point to Hazell and Shoop and chant "Aye, you suck" ? #Purdue
— AllMySportsTeamsSuck (@AMSTS) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails 4. Massive trick play failure.
— Will Abbott (@wabbott9) November 7, 2015
@HammerAndRails is it legal to punt the ball to our receivers every down? Might be more productive
— Jason Miller (@BoilermakerJM) November 7, 2015
Like taking candy from an astronaut
— The Champaign Room (@Champaign_Room) November 7, 2015
@Kcross32us @HammerAndRails I promise that if I win the powerball tonight I will buyout all contracts and hire space chimps.
— AndrewJJ (@Bobbers_Down) November 7, 2015
If anyone wants to know why #BreakfastClub is such a big deal at #Purdue, just look at the product on the field #NeedtoBeDrunkToWatchThis
— Elle M (@little_ellem) November 7, 2015
.@HammerAndRails The money we've budgeted for the head coach? pic.twitter.com/bqWvDmS7NL
— Will Abbott (@wabbott9) November 7, 2015
@GoldandBlackcom, @HammerAndRails the only reason to attend the Bucket game would be to hear Roy Johnson on his last day, I am an American
— Paul Reinhold (@GRBoiler) November 7, 2015
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