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Homecoming was ugly for the third straight season as our Boilers dropped a very winnable game against Our Most Hated Rival. As expected, the Twittersphere was not too pleased:
I hope you die of dysentery RT @HammerAndRails: All aboard #beatOMHR
— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) September 27, 2014
Someone's gotta fill the seats, man. RT @HammerAndRails: Iowa brought a band.
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) September 27, 2014
These teams deserve each other.
— Riles (@Riles23) September 27, 2014
God bless the #B1G, where you can gain eight yards on your first two drives and not have a deficit to show for it.
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) September 27, 2014
I picture the defense looking at the offense and being like "good lord, if you're not going to do it, then we will..."
— Michael Henry (@therailroadtie) September 27, 2014
@HammerAndRails And the Boiler faithful all have simultaneous heart attacks...are we actually leading a conference game?!?!
— Jeff Nelson (@Jeff_Nelson13) September 27, 2014
My glee at the performance of the defense is being majorly harshed by the offense. #Purdue
— John (@jberlako) September 27, 2014
I'd love to know what percentage of Purdue's sacks this year are because the damn QB doesn't get rid of the ball when he should.
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) September 27, 2014
CJ launches a duck, but luckily the Purdue DB was too young to play Duck Hunt as a kid,
— Black Heart (@BHGP) September 27, 2014
This game is a battle for each QB to out-idiot each other.
— Not Matt Painter (@NotMattPainter) September 27, 2014
Purdue's a little better QB play away from still holding the lead. Then again, I'm a social life away from not having to deal with this crap
— Michael Henry (@therailroadtie) September 27, 2014
@HammerAndRails Shoop's offensive game plan, have the defense score the touchdowns?
— Bill (@RunnerBill) September 27, 2014
At halftime, Iowa and Purdue are tied, Unceasing Pain to Unceasing Pain
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) September 27, 2014
3rd Quarter Slump; decent grunge band name, Purdue football
— John (@jberlako) September 27, 2014
@HammerAndRails That might be socially irresponsible. Doing dick with Iowa might breed a whole generation of fans that hate scoring points.
— Not John Shoop (@ThatShoopGuy) September 27, 2014
I agree. But if Austin Appleby can't beat out Etling, how good is he? Why not try true frosh David Blough? @jimtrueblood @GoldandBlackcom
— Tom Dienhart (@BTNTomDienhart) September 27, 2014
@HammerAndRails does Kate upton have big tits
— Steven Haberman (@StevenHaberman) September 27, 2014
How do people watch Purdue games outside of bars?
— John (@jberlako) September 27, 2014
Putting in Appleby now is like closing barn door after the horse has already died of dysentery.
— Ross MacLochness (@RossMacLochness) September 27, 2014
@HammerAndRails Don't knock 'em until you've tried them. #MrBrownstone
— Not John Shoop (@ThatShoopGuy) September 27, 2014
@HammerAndRails would you rather watch 24 hours of Danny etling tape or wash your eyes with acid for 15 minutes?
— Travis Jones (@trav19purdue) September 27, 2014
.@ebajek85 I had to turn the Purdue game off. When Iowa's offense is more creative and sound than yours, you are in serious trouble
— Chris B. Brown (@smartfootball) September 27, 2014