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This is about the ugliest "In Tweets" of the season, so be prepared for angst and ennui:
#Purdue attendance today: Friends and family plan
— mike carmin (@carminjc) November 22, 2014
Alright so let's pretends those first two minutes didn't happen. Tipped interception from Appleby.
— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) November 22, 2014
Northwestern's offense has been pretty good when SIemian hasn't thrown in right to a Purdue defender.
— Loretta8 (@Loretta8_SoP) November 22, 2014
Purdue enjoys getting two yards per play wayyyyy more than even Northwestern does.
— InsideNU (@insidenu) November 22, 2014
Why is the stadium so empty? What do you mean it's raining. #southEndZoneClub
— Teddy Huff (@thuff) November 22, 2014
Walk into the alumni bar, Purdue coughs up the ball. It's that kind of day.
— John (@jberlako) November 22, 2014
More like Danny Easysackwu
— Loretta8 (@Loretta8_SoP) November 22, 2014
Guess I'm a bad fan, but as usual the minute basketball started my interest football went to "meh." Still watching of course, but...
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) November 22, 2014
I never thought when I was standing in Ross Ade my freshman year watching Kyle Orton that I was seeing the best Purdue would be for a decade
— John (@jberlako) November 22, 2014
Perhaps we should hire Gary Wright... MT @HammerAndRails: NW closes on ballcarriers like we can only dream of doing. pic.twitter.com/sZZUgoSXd6
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) November 22, 2014
@PUBoilingPoints @HammerAndRails At least we took advantage of the wind.
— Darren S Dawson (@BoilerDSD89) November 22, 2014
With some help from bad Purdue. RT @BTNBrentYarina: So, clearly, we're seeing the "good" Wildcats today.
— InsideNU (@insidenu) November 22, 2014
@HammerAndRails I blame my mother.. .she raised me this way.
— L Cohen MSW (@LRCIndy_MSW) November 22, 2014
@HammerAndRails you mean paid lots and lots of money??
— Jake A (@BoilermakerAust) November 22, 2014
"@HammerAndRails: The bucket game next week is going to be special." Special like Napoleon fighting with uncle Rico. #frustratedalum
— Matt Dinkel (@Jimmy_Dinko) November 22, 2014
@HammerAndRails our D couldn't stop my grandmother rushing up the middle- she's 95 and uses a walker...
— Michael Schneider (@rustyschneids) November 22, 2014
@rustyschneids @HammerAndRails #Purdue rushes for -5 yards against DEAD G-MA for a SAFETY. DGM 2 PUR 0.
— AllMySportsTeamsSuck (@AMSTS) November 22, 2014
I've had enough. pic.twitter.com/rIV1OHCVVg
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 22, 2014
@HammerAndRails I would join you but at this point I'm afraid I would drop the drink or a NW alum would intercept it. Or I would tear my ACL
— AllMySportsTeamsSuck (@AMSTS) November 22, 2014
Why are those guys on the sidelines moving those orange sticks?
— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) November 22, 2014
@therailroadtie Invest all money in non-revenue sports, then berate the fanbase when the underpaid bball coach wants a raise. #ThePurdueWay
— Aneesh Ramaswamy (@aneeshswamy) November 22, 2014
Meanwhile in the Big Ten, Purdue used all their timeouts to kneel. http://t.co/kUQuOic5p2 pic.twitter.com/WYSQS4ET2j
— SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) November 22, 2014
.@HenryBushnell on his stadium report: "It's so quiet down there, the Northwestern coaches started a defense chant."
— InsideNU (@insidenu) November 22, 2014
Per GBI boards, Wendell Wolka (Purdue Pharoah) ended his streak of consecutive football games attended at 473 today pic.twitter.com/UjlYUZNvh3
— Beneath The Paint (@BeneathThePaint) November 22, 2014
@HammerAndRails in my 52 years of attending Purdue FB, today's attendance was the worst I have seen. Announced 30,117. Actual much lower,
— Jeff Washburn (@JeffWashburnJC) November 23, 2014
@HammerAndRails Indiana is the worst team in the Big Ten, but only if Purdue wins the bucket back. Otherwise, that honor is all ours.
— Ben Cotton (@FunnelFiasco) November 23, 2014
@HammerAndRails Get rid of football and turn RA into a homeless shelter. Serves same purpose by losing money and giving losers a 2nd chance
— Not John Shoop (@ThatShoopGuy) November 22, 2014