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This cannot stand.
The University of Iowa is obviously not interested in appeasing AIRBHG, as Iowa City exists in a hedonistic zone on par with Ibiza, Las Vegas, and Ipanema:
College students consider the University of Iowa the nation's best party school, even though Iowa City has tried to make its famous bar scene less hospitable to underage drinkers.
The Princeton Review bestowed Iowa with the top ranking Monday on a list determined by 126,000 students in a nationwide survey. Rounding out the Top 5 are: University of California, Santa Barbara; the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign; West Virginia University and Syracuse University.
Those devious bastards. Clearly, they are willing to skirt the law in order to be No. 1 in anything. Well, two can play at that game. If OMHR thinks it is a party school now, just wait until we get going!
To top OMHR as the best party school in the nation we need ideas. I'll start: Make the engineering fountain spray beer instead of water.
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails shut down State and open more bars = sweet promenade. Mainly the more good bars thing.
— Matthew Miller (@NotSoCivilEngr) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails Rube Goldberg machine contest to take top off of Homecoming Queen.
— Scott Engelken (@PurdueToes) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails have State Street Steve buy minors alcohol
— Courtney Waldon (@wheresWALDOn12) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails parties in the underground tunnels!
— Javier (@jjcastaneda) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails Grand Prix switched to actual Formula One race.
— Scott Engelken (@PurdueToes) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails I'll say what we all thought in college....more girls!
— AllMySportsTeamsSuck (@AMSTS) August 5, 2013
@HammerAndRails Reinstitute the Nude Olympics. Award prizes.
— Purdue Tailgate (@purdue_tailgate) August 5, 2013
Your move, BHGP.