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Yesterday was a bloodbath, but at least we had some fun on twitter:
(BTW, there will be now "Behind the Numbers" Everyone sucked. the best played was an interception by Ricardo Allen. This has been your Behind the Numbers.)
Well, that's probably the worst way to start a game.
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
I'm not a football coach but that's probably not a good start, right?
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) November 2, 2013
Purdue didn't even keep this game tied long enough to microwave a Lean Pocket.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 2, 2013
@celebrityhottub @HammerAndRails At least Purdue was nice enough to dress in black for the funeral.
— Boilermaker X (@BoilermakerX) November 2, 2013
Not even 4 minutes in and we're already in "this stays under 100 only if OSU is merciful." Territory.
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
And this is the point where I shut off the tv. 12 minutes after noon. F***ing pathetic. Thank God for basketball season.
— Emily Ahlersmeyer (@BoilermakerEm) November 2, 2013
Rob Henry with the punt. Sadly looked better than some of his throws.
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
That is two plays now where Purdue hasn't even tries ti cover the TE. I am 45 rows up and providing better coverage.
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
I don't think Purdue is even aware Heuerman is an eligible receiver.
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
Well this sucks.
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) November 2, 2013
Sweet. The offense, STs and defense are all getting involved in this one early. #teamwork
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) November 2, 2013
This is about as dumpster firey as it gets #Purdue
— Beneath The Paint (@BeneathThePaint) November 2, 2013
If the 2009 game was Purdue Harbor, should we call this the Enola Ohio as they drop the atomic bomb on Purdue?
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
WE BEAT THE SPREAD!!!! What? We have to play three more quarters? Do I at least get beer?
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
@HammerAndRails My hopes going into the game were that they just wouldn't eat the carcasses on the field.
— Boilermaker X (@BoilermakerX) November 2, 2013
Is there still time to bet on Ohio State to cover?
— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) November 2, 2013
2 FIRST DOWNS! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
@HammerAndRails Why haven't we started using #Shoopfense yet? Is it bad that I miss #nordfense right now?
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
Well. At least the helmets look cool. #Purdue
— Sean Morrison (@sean_morrison) November 2, 2013
How bad is it? THE FORMER STARTING QUARTERBACK IS NOW PUNTING AT A B1G LEVEL!!!!!
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
— Jumbo Heroes (@jumboheroes) November 2, 2013
This is a little worse than I imagined. But what it does show is how badly the coaching change was needed, it seems to me. #Purdue
— Michael Pointer (@michaelpointer) November 2, 2013
Mrs. T-Mill just now. "At what point does Stockholm Sydrome kick in and we start sympathizing with our abusers? Asking for a friend."
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
Can our offensive line be brought up in charges of child abuse since they can't peotect the cradle of quarterbacks?
— Travis Miller (@HammerAndRails) November 2, 2013
Hey btn don't you have an msu hoops practice or something you can cut to?
— The Boiling Points (@PUBoilingPoints) November 2, 2013
This is the year I should've gone to Ross-Ade. Heard nothing but that damn choo-choo sound there in '09.
— Elika Sadeghi (@steakNstiffarms) November 2, 2013
Screw it. I'm done. In the first quarter. Fluid dynamics is easier to deal with than watching this crap show.
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
The first step would be learning to love yourself, Purdue.
— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) November 2, 2013
Look on the bright side, they won't be able to upload the highlights of this game. YouTube doesn't accept videos of rape.
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
/pukes /sobs /deliriously laughs through tears /pukes again
— Michael Henry (@therailroadtie) November 2, 2013
We didn't lower the bar enough, I guess.
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) November 2, 2013
@HammerAndRails @BoiledSports Oh, nothing. Just sitting on the couch licking the end of a revolver.
— Boilermaker X (@BoilermakerX) November 2, 2013
@HammerAndRails I'm mainlining vodka right now.
— Boilermaker X (@BoilermakerX) November 2, 2013
The good news is that Purdue would still be competitive in the NFC East.
— John (@jberlako) November 2, 2013
I'm about to just DVR this game and watch it when I feel more into self abuse. Mean time I'll go eat triple cheeseburgers and mainline crank
— John (@jberlako) November 2, 2013
@BoiledSports @BoilermakerX @HammerAndRails Purdue might lead the country in near-tackles for a loss.
— Steve Evans (@sevans1956) November 2, 2013
@SBNB1G @HammerAndRails @Landgrant33 #Purdue pic.twitter.com/gq3S4qR5WD
— Trill Ballins (@TrillBallins) November 2, 2013
I remember when I thought Purdue had a chance to win this game. Luck, scrappiness, don't know just a feeling. Nice to know I'm an idiot.
— John (@jberlako) November 2, 2013
This is why Purdue has Breakfast Club, because no one wants to watch Purdue play football while they are sober.
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
Am I going to watch the second half? Of course. Why? Because mental illness
— Michael Henry (@therailroadtie) November 2, 2013
.@The__Junkies @SportsCenter I haven't really considered changing the channel. That said, my drinking is approaching "Kyle Orton" levels
— John (@jberlako) November 2, 2013
"What we make moves the world forward." Heh. Just can't move a football forward.
— Boiled Sports (@BoiledSports) November 2, 2013
Pretty sure Ohio State might soon violate the 8th Amendment if they don't tone it down a bit.
— Juan Crespo (@Air_Force_Juan) November 2, 2013
Man, #Purdue has had so many plays today that just leave you shaking your head.
— Brent Yarina (@BTNBrentYarina) November 2, 2013
Being a Purdue fan is my penance for all the bad things I've done.
— Michael Henry (@therailroadtie) November 2, 2013
Well, on the bright side, I'm feeling pretty good about the $3 per TD pledge I made to the John Purdue Club at the beginning of the season.
— Paul Branham (@boilerpaulie) November 2, 2013
@jberlako I've been advised to deny everything, but let's just say I'm truly sorry.
— Michael Henry (@therailroadtie) November 2, 2013
@therailroadtie @HammerAndRails So if you were born a Purdue fan like me, you believe in Original Sin.
— Chickn Broc Caserole (@CknBrocCaserole) November 2, 2013