Here we go, kids. It's the home opener today. It's time to hear I Am An American, do some tailgating, and hopefully bring home a very comfortable victory. You guys are on your own today since I am in my parents seats in the Shively Stadium Club, so behave yourselves.
I'll try to drop in the occasional mobile comment via phone since I now have a sweet Android capable phone, but if that doesn't work expect a Tweet or two. In the meantime, let's Boiler Up and remember the events of nine years ago today. As Team America: World Police taught us, "AMERICA, F*** YEAH!"
Also, this is the Open Thread for the Afternoon Miami-Ohio State game. A Hurricane is bound for Columbus.