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Dead Hooker scale

Here is the infamous Dead Hooker in the Trunk Scale, as explained on my old site here.

1. No dead hookers
2. One d
ead hooker
3. Two dead hookers at one time

4. Two separate instances of 1 dead hooker

5. Dead male hooker

6. Three or more at one time

7. Multiple instances of varying numbers of dead hookers

8. Multiple dead male hookers

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About Hammer and Rails

Hammer and Rails is a continuation my former blog, Off the Tracks. Started in August of 2006, Off the Tracks was orginally a Purdue football-only blog. It has since evolved into an all-encompassing Purdue venture with a major focus on football and men's basketball. I am basically just a dedicated fan that decided to write about his experiences in following the Boilers.

This community is a new step forward for Purdue fans, and I am honored to be the guide along the way. If you have ideas, thoughts, or general rantings feel free to e-mail me at tmill99@gmail.com

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The reports of our demise have been greatly exaggerated

"This is how much I expect the media to Suck It." (AP Photo/Rajah Bose)

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"This is how much I expect the media to Suck It." (AP Photo/Rajah Bose)

I believe in the power of the Yuengling. I think I need to add that to the fire up entry from yesterday. We had a sluggish first half today and things were looking grim when down 3 at the break. I wasn't originally planning to drink, but I busted out one of four Yuenglings that was in my fridge. It immediately sparked the critical 16-3 run where someone lit a fire under Keaton Grant's rear end. It was like asking about being a second half team against Wake Forest.

I know, you can thank me later.

So there are now three Yuenglings left, and as far as I am concerned they are the new Red Buttons for each remaining game until we get to Indianapolis. We have one down, and now we have three to go.

I know we won't be favored in the next round, but I don't care. This team showed exactly how it is going to continue winning basketball games from this point forward. It was all in Chris Kramer's "Step up, bitch" stare at the beginning of the second half when he pulled off a Kramer Moment that didn't even look possible. We manned up, and Siena could not match that.

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I have your upset right here

To Digger, Seth Davis, Jay Williams, Doug Gottleib, Andy Katz, and all of you other college basketball experts:

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Here is your postgame thread while I work on the wrap up.

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NCAA Tournament Round 1: Siena vs. Purdue

No more preamble. Here is your OpenThread for the day.


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Before the Open Thread goes live at noon we have some final Siena Saints blog links today. Above is their official preview. We also have a recap of all their gathered predictions, plus some final take predictions.

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NCAA Tournament Day 1 Open Thread

It begins! Comment along with the action if you want. Let's all be unproductive together.


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Believe

Chris Kramer's mom is a reader of Hammer & Rails. She admitted this to me last week when I met her during the Northwestern game. Maybe this article gets in front of the players because of that. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe the rest of you readers see and get inspired by it to turn the collective karma in our direction. Who knows? If it has a positive effect for this basketball team I'll do whatever it takes.

You see, the media has quit on this team already. We'll be lucky to win a game. We shouldn't even bother going to Spokane because Siena is going to beat us. If we get lucky we certainly have no hope against Texas A&M or Utah State.

But I still believe.

It seems like there are only three places where you still people believing in Purdue: Here, Boiled Sports, and the Purdue basketball blog. Everyone else has resigned that we are losing and we shouldn't even be seeded as high as we are. The committee handed this region to Duke anyway, so why bother to play the games?


But I still believe.

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People preaching the Good News...

I'm not sure which is scarier for a college kid. Herpes or Kramer guarding you for 40 minutes. - doublegoldandblack

"Kramer is over 21 now right? Sweet. Its not inappropriate anymore." - dbaltman's wife

And Robbie has done nothing to jeopardize his dead hooker in trunk status. If any other player had been bricking them like he had up until last night I would have been screaming for an immediate red light on all further shots outside the arc. As it stands I gave our hero all kinds of latitude to find his way out of his funk.

Now could he survive a Tiger-esque meltdown..... not unless he brings us an NCAA title
. -- John Purdue on the GBI boards

I love you in the most non homosexual way - djnykwil22 on the GBI forums

Hell of a preview, too. You did more homework in that one article than I did all of college! -- Jeff from the Buckeye Battle Cry

And thanks T-Mill. Michigan St. used to be my favorite Big 10 team. But your words, so gentlemanly and scholarly, over the last week have converted me to Purdue. -- gxpanos, The UConn blog

I didn't get much of it but comparing Illinois to Britney Spears actually made me lol and I got looks from my co-workers. -- Tom, Gopher Nation

1-7 or 0-8? Ay yes, and I'll believe that when me sh*t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet ... Had you said 4-4, you might be making some sense. 0-8/1-7 makes you look like a biased fool. Do better. -- Gerry of College Football Nation on my July 12, 2007 prediction Notre Dame could start 1-7 or 0-8 in 2007

Toddler Boilers is not catchy enough! But, I get your drift. -- Boilerdowd, Boiled Sports

A basketball analysis from someone who obviously eats, sleeps and breaths basketball. Makes you wonder what he does the rest of the year. -- Baylorfans.com


you are too objective. your conclusions based too much on fact, logic, and actual numbers that matter :)

you really should have thrown in a "paterno is too old" or "wannstadt is cleaning up in western pa" line. you know, something that had nothing to do with the story.absolutely great job of breaking down a game and a team. refreshing. -- quincy1 from Blue/White Illustrated

Great stuff. I think you do a really good job writting and keeping it fair and objective. It's nice to see someone write about their team without school colored glasses on it. -- Duke5021 from Devils Illustrated

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