THE REAL AMERICAN GAME THREAD

Soccer Memes

ON A SCALE FROM 0 TO 1776, WE'RE FEELING AS PATRIOTIC AS 1945 WHEN WE TOLD THE GERMANS TO SUCK IT!


I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I AM PRETTY DAMN NERVOUS ABOUT THIS GAME. SO MUCH SO THAT MY CAPS LOCK IS ALREADY STUCK TO SHOW MY NERVOUSNESS AND EXCITEMENT.

IF WE CAN BEAT THE DAMN GERMANS IN TWO WORLD WARS, THEN LET'S BEAT THEM IN SOCCER AS WELL.

OR TIE. A TIE WOULD BE PRETTY COOL TOO.

BUT IF WE LOSE, LET'S JUST HOPE THAT IT'S NOT BAD AND THAT GHANA AND PORTUGAL TIE. OR IF PORTUGAL WINS, THAT IT'S NOT BY A LOT. AND IF GHANA WINS, THAT OUR GOAL DIFFERENTIALS AND GOALS SCORED ARE THE SAME SO THAT WE CAN ADVANCE SINCE WE WON THE HEAD TO HEAD (WHICH MAKES NO SENSE, HEAD-TO-HEAD RESULT SHOULD COME FIRST IN A TIE BREAK, NOT 3RD. SCREW YOU, SEPPY BLADDER).

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN LET'S GO USA OF AMERICA! LET'S BEAT GERMANY! OR AT LEAST TIE.


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