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We'll let IU have this one

Scientists have discovered a new species of fish in southern Indiana, which is named after those candy-stripers in the southern part of the state. This blind cave fish was dubbed: Ambylopsis hoosieri. I know what you're thinking at this point, "But Mr. ACL Donor, why are you posting this here?"

I'm glad you asked.

Here are some highlights of the description of this fish, let's see why this is an appropriate name:
-Plump with rolls of flesh like the Michelin Man (let's not get into generalizations)

- The fish was found in the caves of southern Indiana (check)

- Lacks eyes (unable to see the most obvious truths)

- Has an anus right behind its head (convenient placement)

- And it looks like this.

I think we can all agree that this one is all theirs. Now, someone better with photo editing skills than I, let's candy-stripe this and include it in as many threads as possible.

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