I can't take credit for this (props to "TheBox" in tonight's open thread), but since there wasn't too many people participating tonight, I thought it needed to be posted where everyone had a chance to see it.
I know it wasn't the real Barlow, but a Twitter account under the name of Kelsey Barlow tweeted this...
My name is Kelsey Barlow and I like to smoke
IU sucks so I’m gunna signal the choke
I may have lost my wallet and got caught at the bar
But if I ever need to find my nuts I’ll ask Sullenger where they are