It appears ESPN's king of overpaid hacks has written another gem. This time Reilly's purporting to tell all of us just what we can wear and when to a football game.  Hey Rick, guess what pisses sports fans off faster than almost anything, and has the bonus effect of making you look like a total douchebag?  That's right, telling them what to do!

And by the way, way to man up and respond to the comments left on your article....oh wait!  You're one of ESPN's protected golden boys!  You don't have to deign to respond to the great unwashed masses.  At least I can tell Johnette Howard what I think of her trash pieces, but noooo, none of that for the great Rick Reilly!

/end rant