Hey Everyone!

So, if you're like me, recently you've been completely starved for any type of competitive sport (and don't start talking to me about baseball, because I am under 50 and don't really care).

And so, like me, since the NHL/NBA finals, you may have found yourself drifting aimlessly on the cruel summer sports tides. But wait - what's that shape on the horizon? It can't be NFL preseason!

Why, it's a ship! A ship filled with ladies! Attractive ladies. Talented, attractive ladies. Talented, attractive ladies who like to show off when defeating foreign nations.

My God - we're saved! It's the US Women's National Team! And they're heading to the World Cup finals on Sunday at 2:30 pm EST!

Quick! Someone wake up T-Mill, there's competitive sport happening! And the Good Girls are winning! They just defeated an evil, Ohio-State-Like team of talented, but somewhat tarnished stars. And they followed that up by beating France.

And now they're playing Japan! And they need our help! They need to know America is behind them! They need an H&R open thread to channel support. They need us to hang out and make lame jokes online on a Sunday afternoon!

What do you think?