There is a reason you guys are the Open Thread Champs. We have to consider it a national championship now and not just a Big Ten championship. Through the grace of you readers, I have received donations and I will be attending today's session of the Big Ten Tournament in person. I don't know how much I'll be able to connect through the thread here since I don't think I can take my laptop, but I will still be able to Tweet via phone.
So enjoy the day, kids. It should be a good one with Penn State and Michigan State absolutely needing wins.