GDB: The Highlights Edition

Hilarious!!!!

Well done

hahahahahahahaha

Please show a pic of the first row.

Was expecting youtubes of his half-court heave against Iona or the dunk against Miami, but this was awesome.

Good job on the pics. However, I interpret the pictures much differently and believe that the captions of the Goofus pictures tend to give Mr. Barlow an unjustly bad rap. See below for the truth (according to me).

Goofus pic #1 He’s shooting left handed. That’s not GDB for a contested three, that is a pic of him driving hard to the hoop and dominating the defenders. I remember that left handed shot by the way, it went in for 2 pts and 1.

Goofus pic #2 Clearly no one is guarding him so he sprinted straight to the hoop for an easy dunk as shown on Gallant pic #7. Did anyone else notice that the defender in Gallant #7 is so awe inspired by GDB’s dunking skills that he actually appears to be cupping GDB’s balls?

Goofus pic #3 Kalin Lucas is not even GDB’s man on this play. He is clearly hounding Summers – who has no chance to score on this play – and applying great team defense to funnel Lucas to his man Lew Jack. In fairness, GDB actually rotated and got the steal, which is shown as Gallant pic #8

Goofus pic #4 You have it turned around, Kramer and Anthrop are staring at the large chested gal in the front row. GDB and Hart are notoriously ass men. They are checking out the badunkadunk on the gal walking up the aisle and headed towards the concession stands.

Goofus pic #5 You can clearly see in the background that Iowa only has 2 points score due to GDB’s suffocating defense. GDB actually has the full court press on the Hawkeye and he is running away from the basket, scared for his life. Stories of GDB eating cameras have not been confirmed due to a lack of indesputable video evidence

Goofus pic #6 You were exactly right on this caption. The inferior team was totally futile and choked to their fate. I applaud GDB for identifying the correct gesture – he was so observant as a freshman – but wag my finger at him for getting caught.

Goofus pic #7 This is an unstoppable floater at the top of the elbow. Notice the mad hops as he jumped up at least four feet higher into the air than is openent.

Goofus pic #8 This picture follows a heated moment between GDB and CK3 about which dog is better: poodles or pit bulls. At this moment, GDB has just finished describing his poodle grooming tactics. CK3 is covering his head with a towel and laughing in histerics. GDB is fuming because CK3 just doesn’t understand the awesomeness of the mighty poodle. JJ is looking at CK3 in fear because he knows CK3’s secret, which is that he can turn into a pit bull at any second.

Goofus pic #9 GDB had to help his teammate by denying the post. Did you think Carroll was going to stop Horford (#15) one on one?

Goofus pic#10 Kelsey Barlow is a changed/better man. He no longer likes to engage in conduct detrimental to team.

Hail GDB!!!!

Both the original post and the interpretations…. Barlow is definitely one of the most interesting players to ever don a Purdue uniform. Can’t wait to see what he does tomorrow in the Xavier game!

I’m as tired as the next person of the constant reminders from ESPN that Robbie was hurt last year. That being said, your ESPN interlude made me lol (as did a couple of Gallant & Goofus captions). Touche.

Well done, sir.