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Proof that our most hated rival is truly evil.

Iowa quarterback Ricky Stanzi is 66 of 99 for 999 yards (completion rate of 66.667%), has 9 TD passes, has been sacked 9 times.   Also, the longest pass by Stanzi this year is, you guessed it, 66 yards.  Further proof that most hated rival is Satan spawn.  I for one, am glad that Purdue has taken up this crusade against the evil Hawkeyes.  I look forward to numerous crushing victories against our most hated, bitter rivals.




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KOK, you might be a genius...

by hawkeye_heartattack on Oct 4, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

a hawkeye?

Why bump this nerd number gameplaying? I was ready to jump down the commie’s throat for being sooo last week, then I see he did post it last week.
Luckily, after his post Iowa got to play an inferior program like PSU, so Mr. Stanzi raised his completion percentage to 67.8, and is 87-121 with 10 TDs and has been sacked 10 times.
His pass efficiency rating is now 176.85. For the commie nerds that like to play numbers games, that is exactly the number of dollars you would have to bet to win 100 at Iowa -14.

by Sky High King on Oct 6, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most hated rival,

you fail to bring attention to the 6 rushing attempts for a total of 9 yards versus PSU. Longest run of the game? 9 yards. EIU and Iowa State rushing attempts for Stanzi? 6 attempts in each game. What about the Arizona game you ask? 9 attempts for -6 yards. The proof is there folks. Don’t let these blasphemy-spewing fascists deceive you. They wouldn’t have a starting QB with a name that looks like a mash-up between Nazi and Satan if they weren’t truly evil.

Willing to trade my own ACL to any starter for the low low price of season tickets for life.

by benjapal on Oct 6, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa there Jack

While the stringing together of multiple sixes has a certain connotation, so does the combination of ONE 6 with ONE 9, as you repeatedly cite. Not too surpising a collection of nerd numbers crunchers wouldn’t apprehend that particular connotation.
Another deal entirely, and not too surprising a senior stud like Mr. Stanzi is putting up that number.

by Sky High King on Oct 7, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S IN REVEATIONS PEOPLE!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 8, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

His completion percentage: more details

Actually, as a batting average his completion percentage would be

.(666 + 666/999)

As for the naysayers, of course the numbers won’t work out perfectly after each completion/incompletion. It’s just that the one time they could, they did.

Plus, and e=mc^2=a^2+b^2.

by Beavis Beefcake on Oct 15, 2010 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

since when is iowa our most hated rival?

oh, that’s right, when the big “ten” decided we needed a protected rivalry with them.

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by McAfee#1 on Oct 19, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

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