And Now, A Break From T-Mill's Thorough Professionalism

You've all been coddled for way too long. You have T-Mill, proprietor of this here site, who puts up reams of quality content all the time. He researches everything, he searches everywhere (even in cleavage if he has to) to find every nugget and kernel of information related to the Boilermakers. He's thorough. He's professional. He's handsome.

And now he's on vacation. And you clowns are stuck with me for a few days. Oh, sure, T made sure there were a few things scheduled to post while he was gone, but since I was able to get him drunk and convince him to grant me access to H&R for the week, well, we'll just see if he can find all the places where I auto-replaced the word "opponent" with "penis-wrinkle." Should be fun.

In the meantime, I'll do my best to entertain you clowns. For those of you who don't know, I'm J Money, and I co-edit the site over there known as Boiled Sports. If this were the film Tommy Boy, Hammer and Rails would be David Spade (buttoned-up, professional, etc.) and we'd be Chris Farley (fat, sloppy, disoriented, etc.).

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